mydeddyalabama:

mydeddyalabama:

I don’t want super heroes to be real so there can be justice i just wanna fuck Thor

In fact that is my Villain origin story. Thor exists but he doesn’t notice me so when I hear he’s in town I start wildin out, I take down nearly every avenger with ease in my cute little outfit and when I get to Thor he’s a little worried but kinda feeling it and he asks me…”why all of this destruction? It doesn’t have to be this way” and you know what I tell this living god…this sexy specimen….this king??? “Then Fuck Me.”